Laws of Probability

• Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
• Law of Phone Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
• Law of Mechanics - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
• Law of Variation - If you change a queue or traffic lane, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
• Law of being watched - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
• Law of Surface - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich, landing face down on a floor, is directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
• Law of Repair - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
• Law of Management - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
• Law of Bio mechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
• Wilson's Law of Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.